Wow. Just wow. I have no idea how I am going to paint this Celestial Hurricanum. Don’t get me wrong, I love the kit, but this model has details on top of details. It was designed in CAD with absolutely no thought into how a player would paint it, which is actually kind of disappointing. If maybe 3% of Gamesworkshop’s customers can actually do this kit justice with the paintbrush (based on my own scientific, voodoo statistics), then why wouldn’t the designer of “the best miniatures in the world” give any thought at all to how one can paint up the model. If you want an illustration of what I mean, compare this Hurricanum to something like an Eldar or Space marine vehicle. As I assembled the first bits of the model, I shaved off details like the rivets and spikes on the carriage frame and decided to attach only minimal bits from the optional details section. I felt that the model was far busy enough as it is. Also, in order to actually paint this model above a 3rd grade level, I need to prime it in no fewer than 11 pieces. Ya…
Alright, so enough whining. I aim to make this model the centerpiece of my new Empire army, which I intend to bring to the 2012 Conflict GT. (I can’t rightly let Peyton release all of that new book mojo all by his onesie, can I?) Since I have a few days between my grad school semester ending, and my insane summer reading prep for my fall PhD. exams, I plan to bring this model from start to finish by Friday. Can it be done? Well, let’s just say I have a few McChickens riding on it.
To allow you all to join me in this magical mystery tour of love, estrangement, contempt, despair, and celebration (I am currently at stage three of the process, see paragraph 1), I will post up various pics along the way. I may post before and after pics of the individual parts, or just random shots as I proceed with some especially crazy detail work. Things to look forward to: agonizing layer painting in places where it is nigh impossible to get a brush, freehand work, and (my personal favorite) object source lighting. The latter will go in places like the window arches on the chariot, which will be illuminated by mad candles.
So, if this process sounds fun to you, then (baby) please join me for the ride. You bess buckle up, kids.
Love,
Jeff

The back to a staircase that you might be able to see from one obscure angle…


